*warning there are mistakes in her but we will not fix them because it makes it genuine. :)
She’s feel tired and dizzy.
Crazy girl – she makes you cry. And she’s sexy (of course)
You love her to death. (But no interpersonal feelings)
She’s a “man”, no problems with being a man. She has a problem with saying “cock”. Naughty word.
Her life sucks balls. Why is she a failure? She has no social life. She works over 40 hours a week.
She likes her job, because…. Amazing manager. Lots of money.
She doesn’t like her job because… “cleaning up piss”. The hours suck.
Whitney, (“Titney”) NO DRAMA, just problems. She threating to write her up. She doesn’t listen, she’s “fat”, she’s “fat” (AGAIN), and she’s fat and fat and rude. And fat. And she’s short.
She doesn’t like commitment. Yes to Hookups. Longest relationship, 1 month. No forreal bf.
No right boys… all them cute ones. NO COMMINTMENT. (EW)
p.s. I am a robot.
Likes to beep. Won’t stop laughing. PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Yes – to commitment. (RANDOM BOY)
Blah blah blah blah blah spikey hair. Only like boys for appearance. (but funny)
Huge on appearance… Shallow. In denial.
Still in denial. Cute with a lazy eye is NOT awesome. (Lucy)
Always will be shallow. Still in denial. Crazy, thinks I can talk to possums?
The only guy she legit dated…
HATES ZAC EFRON… she’s gotta go.
“I can’t fall in love with an animal”
Travie McCoy:
Summer cabin. In the dark abyss. Catching fireflies. Next to the ocean. He turns around & slaps you. You say WHY DID YOU DO THAT? He says YO UGLY. AND STUPID. I FREAKING HATE YOU.
Random Guy with Lazy Eye:
Summer Cabin. In the dark abyss. Catching fireflies. Next to the ocean. You turn around & slap him. He says WHY DID YOU DO THAT? You say YO UGLY. AND STUPID. I FREAKING HATE YOU. He says, girl I aint got no money, I aint got no car to take you on a date. I can’t even buy you flowers. But together we can be the perfect soul mates. Talk to me girl. & you say, baby it’s alright now you aint got to flaunt it for me. You know that you can still touch my love it’s free. We can work without the books just you and me. Thuggin it out until we get it right. And he says, hey baby I’m going to get some surgery work done to fix my lazy eye. & I just joined the NBA and I’ll be getting paper. You say, I BET YOU CAN’T SING THOUGH. He says, naaa I just got a record deal with chris brown baby. We be gettin paper boo.
Which would you choose
