New Doctor. :)

First i have to tell you to check out my bands blog likewhoaofficial.blogspot.com This is a work in progress! Haleigh and I are very excited though. We will be working more! we're actually taking band pictures today! :)
Okay, so back to the Doctor. This place is very nice i must say. I felt really calm. Normally I cry.... no really i do. Especially when getting shots. Which i was to be doing this day. I had my friends Ali and Haleigh come with me for moral support. (such great friends.) :) So as you know the nurse comes into the waiting room and calls your name. The nurse came in and says, "Kurstin" (pronounced like spelled) So i say, "oh you mean Kearsten" (pronounced as spelled.) And she goes "No, Kurstin". ....i think i know how my name is pronounced. But i went in anyway. We did the norm. Get my wieght, blood pressure ect. I was a new patient today so I had to answer alot of questions for the nurse. Then the nurse left and the doctor came in. Remember Haleigh and Ali are in the room with me the whole time. So this doctor enjoys asking me over and over again if i am sexually active. I am not so the correct answer which i give her is no. She seems very doubtful of this. (my daddy said its because i'm just so cute...) But seriously, why would I lie to a doctor about that?  Well, she decides the sex ed we all take in high school was not enough! She proseeds to tell me about condoms.
Dr.: "Do you know what a condom is"?
me: "Yes."
Dr. : "Do you know how they work and what they do"?
me: "Yes."
(incert haleigh and alis Funny faces they are making here.)
Dr: "Okay well this is how you would go about putting one on...."
(please remember she is a medical professional and obviously this takes a medical professional to explain. jk)
(all thoughout i am giggling and saying stupid things like "yes, oh really, thats crazy!, wow, okay., i had no idea") Im a terrible person. :)
Dr."you can take the condom out of the package, they are really easy to get, no perscription nessisary, then you blow it up....or put water in it!" (me:snickering but looking interrested.)
Dr. continuing: "And just remember if you roll it on be sure it isn't upsidedown cause then it wont roll down." (thanks doc) oh wait, this gets better!
Dr.: "Now the end of the condom has a tip that holds the jizz" (she really said jizz) haha!
Dr. "But if he pulls out wrong the condom could break, pop, or it could just leak into you." (joy)
At this time she shows me the proper way for a boy to pull out. You have to hold the base of the condom and you cant be "floppy". her words not mine. Iwas cracking up! Poor Ali and Haleigh! they had to have this sex ed class aswell. anyway to sum it up, i think she really thought i was sexually active and wanted to make sure i was doing things correct. Little does she know, she does not have to worry about me. Just to let everyone know i love this doctor, she is very honest and doesnt use super long complicated medical terms. And as a plus I didnt cry when i got my flu shot, and! i didnt try to run away. :) all in all it was a good day and i am happy i now have a doctor here that cares about my health... alot! hahahaha!
Smile like you mean it!